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Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968



One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters.  ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640



Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis




Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland




Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim



Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  ~Dan Bennett




Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland



I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

Kathleen Turner at 63rd Annual Writers Guild Awards East - Arrivals

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Kathleen Turner Actress Kathleen Turner attends the Broadway opening night

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Actress Kathleen Turner attends the 2011 Writers Guild Awards at the AXA

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim

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U.S. actress Kathleen Turner attends a 10th anniversary event of the Peres

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Kathleen Turner - 63rd Annual Writers Guild Awards - Arrivals

Kathleen Turner Actress Kathleen Turner attends the 63rd annual Writers

I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright

Kathleen Turner Actress Kathleen Turner and John Waters attend the 63rd

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Kathleen Turner Actress Kathleen Turner attends the 2011 Drama League Awards

Kathleen Turner Actress Kathleen Turner attends the 2011 Drama League Awards

Kathleen Turner Actress Kathleen Turner (L) and actor Michael Douglas,

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Kathleen Turner at 63rd Annual Writers Guild Awards East - Arrivals

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost