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Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  ~Charles Schulz



Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter



You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash




Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown




We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.  ~Author Unknown



Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  ~Dan Bennett




Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.  ~Truman Capote



Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing

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  • Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life.  ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities
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    Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.  ~Author Unknown

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  • Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope


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