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Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim



It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.  ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams



I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter




The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright




Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis



Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor




It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.  ~Phyllis Diller



You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.  ~Author Unknown

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  • First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey
    The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball
    There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glenn

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  • It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.  ~Johann Schiller


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