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In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups.  In old age, we yearn to be kids.  It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968



I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997




Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor




When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)



Never raise your hand to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected.  ~Red Buttons




Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990



He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland

Tim Matheson in Van Wilder. Photo of Tim Matheson from Van Wilder (2002)

Still of Tim Matheson in Van Wilder

Matheson's many other film and television credits since include Van Wilder,

Van Wilder (Ryan Reynolds) in Artisan's National Lampoon's Van Wilder - 2002

In August, 2011, we had the honor of taking Tim Matheson on a tour.

Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Tim Matheson (Eric Stratton) Tim Matheson started acting in the '60s on

Van Wilder, starring Tara Reid, Ryan Reynolds and Tim Matheson.

Actors: Ryan Reynolds, Tara Reid, Kal Penn, Tim Matheson

Cast: Ryan Reynolds, Tara Reid, Tim Matheson, Kal Penn IMDB Rating : 6/10

Cast: Gwen Pearson: Tara Reid; Suicidal Freshman: Chris Owen; Van Wilder:

Tim Matheson in Van Wilder. Photo of Tim Matheson from Van Wilder (2002)

Tara Reid, Tim Matheson and Kal Penn co-star as National Lampoon's Van

Van Wilder Dog Semen Scene

Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away.  ~Dinah Craik
Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.  ~Author Unknown
Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni

National Lampoon's Van Wilder – Movie Photos

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Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Tara Reid and Tim Matheson. Van Wilder is a guy who

National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) 27 x 40 Movie Poster - Style B

National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) 27 x 40 Movie Poster - Style A

Cast: Ryan Reynolds, Tara Reid, Tim Matheson, Kal Penn, Alex Burns,

Tim Matheson in Van Wilder. Photo of Tim Matheson from Van Wilder (2002)

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis